This is fucking hilarious.
This happened to me when I was in Japan and it’s something I’ll never forget.
this is not what I was expecting
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!
Photos by ©izumiechan
"I dont swallow I spit"
how the heck do they make carpet
found two kitties cuddling by the sea
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”